I don't want your life

I just read that Justin Timberlake has been hanging around Jessica Biel. Not only that but hes been seen with Scarlett Johansson. This is such great news. Justin Timberlake got to do the bang bang with Jessica Biel AND Scarlett Johannson. And I now this cuz that's what famous people do when the get together. They bang bang. They use hundred dollar bills as protection and write million dollar checks to wipe away the baby juice. SO abra-cadabra Justin Timberlake, now I'm miserable. Your boyish charm has managed to land you the hottest bitches in Hollywood and send me spiraling down into a jealous depression. You can have your impish singing voice, beautiful women, and millions of dollars. I dont want it. I got something Timberlake doesnt have. I got work tommorrow.