Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Check Please! I'm an Asshole.

Dysthymia: Many people just walk around seeming depressed - - simply sad, blue or melancholic. They have been this way all of their lives. This is dysthymia - - a condition that people are not even aware of but just live with daily. They go through life feeling unimportant, dissatisfied, frightened and simply don't enjoy their lives. Medication is beneficial for this type of depression

Yeah so I self-diagnosed myself with this. Why? Cuz I dont feel like going to the doctor. Great. So I figured one of the reasons I'm so depressed is because I'm socially retarded. I dont know if there's a definition for it but I could try to give you one. "When you hang out with your buddy and meet up with his lady friends, and the girls are clearly hitting on you, instead of intiating a conversation you stare about the room blankly. Or better yet, when out in a social setting an attractive girl strategically places herself inches infront of you. In fact shes so close that her hair is touching your face. But you dont have the nerve to say anything to her and the longer you wait the stupider you look cuz your just standing there like a jackass. Also when you leave the vicinity, your friends lady friends move to where you were standing, because you wouldn't dance with the chubby one and that made her feel bad, so in their eyes your some cocky asshole when in reality your just a scared bitch." Thank you. I'm walking through dreamland.

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