Nip or Tuck

So Im at an after hours club. Its around 2 am. Its this swanky narrow piece of rubbish. Security outside is all dress in black and snooty. People waiting in line are all dress in black and snooty. The line is staggered outside, just like a New York club, except this is philly. It's 15 to get in. My cheap ass almost had a heartattack. INside people are dressed sharp and act like assholes. Their big money droppers and their rude as hell. It how you would expect a club to be from a movie. excpet there were no vampires. I wanted to stab someone. SO I see this thick latina chick and I tell my friend " damn I want to fuck that girl". BUt something is off about her. I dont know what. I think she might be a guy. I dont know why. She just gave me that vibe. Later we'er dancing and I notice a bunch of gay dudes. I'm like wutthufuk. Should of expect it. They were playing house music after all. So for some reason one of my buddies tells me that the bartender says that there is one tranny we have to look out for. Whatthefuk a tranny? It must be that chick I saw earlier. I point her out and I was right. I thought a tranny was hot. So now I dont want to dance with any girls anymore. BUt this girl comes up to me and tries to dance. I go for it. At first. But I'm worried. SHes ugly. Like predator ugly. She when we dance I;m feeling her crotch with my thigh to see if she has a package. And when ever she looks up Im checking out her throat. Fuck I dont know. all I nowe is shes ugly enought to be a man so I dip out. I finally see two girls that are so hot athat they have to be girls. My friends is talking to me in my ear about not letting him get in a fight and I'm staring one girl down. We make eye contact. Then she comes to me "Why are you talking about us? We can see you looking at us." SHes not playing. Shes pissed. I pissed off the hottest girls there. Great. Me and my buddy try to diffuse the situation but its too late. They walk off and he syas " shit, they must be trannies."