One of my local state troopers was nice enough to pull me over and have a little chat with me. Being the swell guy that he is, he did me a favor and gave me a ticket only for careless driving(Yummy 2 points!) and not for speeding. How the FUCK is that doing me a favor? I dont want your gaddam ticket. Why dont you let me go home? That's a favor. And while your at it, why dont you lick my balls. A favor would be if he let me use his taser on him. I guess when you level up to supreme dickhead level, doing the lesser of two evils is considered a FAVOR. Like shooting someone in the head instead of shooting them in the penis. I'm gonna have a talk with my insurance company and then drop a dumbbell on my neck.
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Have you tried obeying the law??!?! HHHMMMMM???? MMmmkay then... I love the popos
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