Take 3 parties.
Tell 1 friend that you'll go then forget about it the next day.
Tell 2nd friend that you won't make it because you're feeling down and don't feel like driving to celebrate his birthday.
Don't say shit to 3rd friend.
Stay at home and watch Naruto on Cartoon Network.
Get 4th friend to drive you to bar. Get drunk. Jump from bar to bar. Leave.
On ride home call 3 people you never talk to and leave annoying drunk messages.
Tell friend to pull over. Vomit.
When you get home let ingredients bake until you realize how shitty of a night you had.
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