I work with a lot of women, some cute and some really hot. One in particular makes the front of my pants expand(Buju - Champion, listen to the song). Her face is a little rounder than Natalie Portman's and the contour of her body makes me drool. She is all natural too, when I make her laugh she jiggles, and I get back pains.I can't figure this girl out. She seems to be a really nice person, and that makes me feel like shit cuz I just want to get some crunchy peanut butter on my baguette. One of my coworkers(a Female) tried to hook us up, and she found out she was in a relationship. I really don't care, as long as she doesn't care. I f'ed up. She asked what cell phone service I use, and I didn't take advantage of the situation. 2nd time she asks me about my phone service. Bullet in the Brain.
This is a particular hot picture of Natalie Portman, she looks like she is untangling her hair from dried karmaking milk.
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Ha ha baby boy! You only get two shots with a girl. The third time they come around is just to make certain that you're a loser. But you got no chance! No GAME!
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