Sunday, March 4, 2007

Past Love Haiku

An ode to "Chocolate Mel"

The girls that dump you
always get better looking.
Fuck you irony.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I observe two things here. One, a guy that gets dumped by girl will always have a "beef" with that girl. Solution - Try your best to hook up with her again, and DUMP her immediately. its better than therapy.
Two - A girl that gets dumped will work twice as hard to get better looking than a girl that dumps a guy. I've seen it happen. That makes a guy want to taste that PB again. Solution - Squeeze the snake 5 times a day.